Friends~
You fight.
I fight.
You hurt.
I hurt.
You get mad.
I get mad.
You jump off a bridge.
I get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass. <3

I've half a mind not to publish this post so as to keep the famous post-that-made-Jia Ni-the-UnHung-almost-cry; but I've decided to let my totally selfless self [:D] shine through, and give a 5 Fingers update.
My gosh, only 3 2Gians have done it so far. Seriously people, be more proactive.
Golly.
What are you all doing...hibernating? Where is everyone?

Anyway. These are the Three Trendsetters. [AKA the first three people who've done the 5 Fingers thingamajiggy.] [Well. 'Cept for Maxy, who's already done mine anyway.] Here goes!

1. When you think of AUDREY!, which feature instantly comes to mind?
-Your hands. Dearie, I know it's an awfully weird answer...but in case you've never noticed- you have lovely hands! ::pleased:: Really. I mean that. AND I adore your legs. Like on National Day- golly, you were a stunner. ;) Lauren's right- you totally looked like some teenage model. Which is hot.
2. If you could pick a theme song for AUDREY!, what would it be?
- Hmm. ::potters off to i-Tunes to check list of songs::
You remind me of Hilary Duff's "Fly"! ::unsuccessfully tries to hide Hilary Duff playlist on i-Tunes:: Or "Wake Up". I'm not sure if you like Hilary Duff, but if you don't, I totally do NOT mean this as an insult. OHMYGOSH and you remind me of that adorable song from the movie Sleepover. "That's What Girls Do". Totally Audreyish. (:
3. What random object would remind you of AUDREY!?
- My gosh, this is so simple that I'm kicking myself.
Like, duh?
Anything pink. <3
4. What do you expect AUDREY! to be doing ten years from now?
- I can totally imagine Audd as some kind of a cool exercise instructor!
:/ I'm sorry if that sounds rather offish, but yeahh.
I can fully see Audd decked out all in pink sports gear from Le Coq Sportif or summat. And with her personality- kaboom. She could totally be annnyyything she wants. <33
If you could give AUDREY! an award, what would it be?
- "The Pink Panther Princess"!
As if it wasn't completely and blatantly obvious.
Auddahhling [NEW WORD! OMGZORRZZZ NEW CARA WORD! :DD] [I hereby dedicate the new Cara word "Auddahling" to Auddehh. Yayy.], you're one of the sweetest, [pinkest] most sensitive souls I've ever met, and I love you so darn much that trying to convey my point would end up sounding fully inane.
But you know I love you, you adorable thing, you. <33 You never fail to cheer me up.
:DD

1. When you think of JIA NI, which feature instantly comes to mind?
-Easy.
Her hair! Not that I'm making fun of your hair or anythin' like that, Hung...I love your hair. It's adorable. It's practically your trademark.
2. If you could pick a theme song for JIA NI, what would it be?
-Hohum. I dunno. I mean, you sort of remind me of that bubbly song from Snow White...what was it?
Oh yeah. The "Hi Ho" song. Also- the whole Zipadeedoodaa [I know I didn't spell it right] song. Which is completely you. At least, to me it is. Those songs are happy and upbeat and funny and just plain lovable...just like you. <3 And for some reason, I'll always remember you trying to do doing the moves to "We're All In This Together". Wunnerful memories, them all. :D
[See, Hung. I am so not being mean. So much for OLD BLACK JOE. ::glower:: ...Old Black Joe sounds like a billygoat with a bad dye job.]
3. What random object would remind you of JIA NI?
-A hairband.
Or a fluffy pillow.
Don't ask me why...it just popped into my head.
4. What do you expect JIA NI to be doing ten years from now?
-Which would make her...twenty four? Well. She'll be prepping herself up to run for First Female Prez, duhh! With her election speeches and promises to change the country and mold the future of Singapore. And she'll have the whole of 2G '06 behind her every step of the way. [And yes, dahling, I promise I will vote!]
And her funky 'do.
Gotta love her funky 'do.
"FEMALE PREZ JIA NI THE HUNG SPORTS FUNKY 'DO." <<< Future Straits Times Headlines.
Jeahhh.
5. If you could give JIA NI an award, what would it be?
- Totally "Miss UnHatable".
I have no idea, doll...there's just something about you that makes it IMPOSSIBLE to not like you.
Which, yeah, gets pretty annoying at times; but that doesn't mean I don't love you. :D
You're almost always smiling [or stoning], and there's just something about you that makes me crack up whenever I look at you. You exude that smile-and-the-world-smiles-with-you vibe, sweetums, and NEVER lose that.
Love you tonnns, girlie. Rock on, future Prez.

1. When you think of NING, what feature instantly comes to mind?
-...Um. That would definitely be her face. Yeah. I don't quite know how to describe it. There's something...very unique about her expression. Something which my meagre vocabulary can't even begin to cover.
I guess it would be her please-go-away-before-I-hit-you expression. Not to make it sound mean, or anything.
In fact, I think it's very cool. :D
2. If you could pick a theme song for NING, what would it be?
-Gaw, this is a tricky one. It would probably be something from Within Temptation; which is this gothic rock band which I absolutely adore. You guys should go take a listen. They've got violins clashing and drums thrashing and these AMAZING lyrics.
Hmm. Theme song. Maybe it would be "See Who I Am". By Within Temptation, duh. Also happens to be one of my alltime favourite songs.
[Which you, Ning, should take as a compliment. *grin*]
3. What random object would remind you of NING?
-...I'm trying to think here.
I can't really come up with an EXACT object.
But it would definitely be something made of metal. Brrr. Ice queen. :D ...P'raps it would be black. I can't be too sure about this. [My gosh- it's almost like I'm some psychic trying to read Ning's aura or summat...::headdeskbang::] And yeah. Ay to the metal-bit; it's a definite yes.
4. What do you expect NING to be doing ten years from now?
- Probably being a writer/ director or summat like that, I reckon.
Some career in which you can express the dark revelations of your soul, dearie. :D Something...oh, I don't know. Something different, and yet not totally extreme. Something exclusive, and enigmatic.
...Oh...my English begins to fail me.
5. If you could give NING an award, what would it be?
-Fine, since UnHung dubbed me as The Thinker, now I hafta think up something else for you. *huffs*
....Quedrako, eh? Well. In jargon, you remind me of a...
A...
...Well. Even my CARA Vocabulary fails me now in this time of great need.
I suppose it would probably be the title of "Dark, Tortured Soul". Not that there's anything bad about that; but it seems to fit, somehow. Or "Enigma". Which is neat. (:
And verrrry Ning-ish.
Anyway, dahhling. I'm not Goth, but p'raps you're Dark, but I still loveths yous lotsness anyways. (:

---COMING UP----

Probably a post on my new book. YAY.
"The Day I Ate Fash Whore"."

And maybe- one day- a post about push up bras.

Not 1) push ups
2) bras

I mean push up bras. As in, "push up bras". As in, pushupbras.

Yeah, I think you get my drift.